Junior Vocab
Introducing the Textured T-Shirt 3000!
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER READERS!!! Do you crave BIG words with BIG flavor? Then you need the AMAZING, the INCREDIBLE, the totally TERRIFIC Textured T-Shirt 3000 — the only shirt so textured you can feel new words with your fingers!
textured patches… and every patch has a word hiding in it!This is no ordinary shirt. Oh no. This shirt is covered in bumpysquishy, scratchy, zig-zaggy, super-duper, lumpy,
texturedrocky.” Squish the jelly patch? It giggles: “squishy!” All while your fingers are learning what really means!Rub the smooth patch? It whispers: “silky.” Tap the rough patch? It rumbles: “
Time for the Proof!
But wait! TIME FOR THE PROOF!!! We put the Textured T-Shirt 3000 on a sleepy kid who said, “I don’t like vocab. It’s boring.” Then we told him, “Close your eyes. Just touch the shirt.”
He felt the bumpy star. He shouted, “BUMPY!” He felt the sticky circle. He yelled, “STICKY!” He patted the fluffy cloud. He cheered, “FLUFFY!” circle. He yelled, “STICKY!” He patted the fluffy cloud. He cheered, “FLUFFY!” cloud. He cheered, “FLUFFY!” circle. He yelled, “STICKY!” He patted the fluffy cloud. He cheered, “FLUFFY!”
In thirty seconds flat, he was dancing around the room, chanting: “Smooth! Rough! Squishy! Lumpy! Everything is so textured!!!”
everything — and laughing the whole time!His cereal? Textured. His socks? Textured. His toothbrush? Textured. He started giving texture-reports on
textured Textured T-Shirt 3000!So if you want a word you can SEE, SAY, and actually FEEL… You want the totally terrific, fantastically
Don’t just read your words… wear them! Get yours today!