Quieter-izer 3000Introducing the
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN… to how you can’t hear a thing!!! The Quieter-izer 3000quieter with one big, shiny button! is the only super-silly helmet that makes EVERYTHING
QUIETER than a kitten tiptoeing on marshmallows!Got a noisy brother? Loud cereal crunching? Cartoon TV blasting like a rocket ship? BOOP! Hit the Quieter-izer 3000 and WHOOSH — the sounds get softer…softer……softer…
Proof Test
Let’s do a PROOF TEST!!! We put the Quieter-izer 3000 on a drummer. A wild, wacky, drum-smashing drummer. He’s banging, clanging, BOOM-BOOM-BANGING!!!
Then we press the magic quieterquieter! button… And suddenly his HUGE drum solo sounds like… a polite little “tap tap” on a cupcake! The drums are still fun, still awesome, but now they’re wonderfully, amazingly, fantastically
Bonus Side Effects
Bonus side effect: Your goldfish can finally nap. Your teddy bear can finally “read.” And your ears? They throw a tiny party of relief!
quieter!Don’t shout about noise…shrink it! Grab your imaginary Quieter-izer 3000 and make your world cooler, calmer, and
Get yours today!